These conversations never cease to be entertaining.
Andrew
i c u
and your little dog too
9:52pmSeth
what? where are you?
9:52pmAndrew
in your head
9:52pmSeth
Ah, you're just a figment of my imagination.
I just fed you to a pack of grizzly sharks
9:53pmAndrew
i ate them instead
what now
9:54pmSeth
they are like aliens and burst out of your chest
9:54pmAndrew
i shove them back in
9:55pmAndrew
cause i'm badass like that
9:56pmSeth
They then devour your innards
9:56pmAndrew
they cant. their made of adimantium
and my blood is acid
cause my real name is chuck norris
9:57pmSeth
they have the ability to electomagnetically tear apart atoms. Even adamantium won't help you
9:58pmAndrew
i engulf them w/in my body by the flames of hell
10:00pmSeth
Then the rooster crows three times and Ragnarok is unleashed. Fenrir breaks free of his chains. He then devours you in a single gulp and you spiral down into oblivion and are forever erased from existence.
10:01pmAndrew
except he doesn't engulf me. i use jedi mind tricks to make him think he devored me and instead turn him into my obedient lap dog. I ride him into battle and obliterate the armys of haydes
10:02pmSeth
Fenrir is a mountain sized wolf whose jaws scrape the sky and earth when he yawns. Your jedi mind tricks are completely useless.
10:03pmAndrew
g2g
10:03pmSeth
hmm?
10:10pmAndrew
shift was over
had to go back to my room
10:11pmSeth
oh. Well you lost.
10:13pmAndrew
no because it was only a diversion. i use my shrink ray i stole from "honey I shrunk the kids" and use it on the giant wolf
he shrinks to the size of a kitten and i proceed to punt him off a bridge
10:14pmSeth
But you weren't paying attention and you get run over by a semi
10:15pmAndrew
doesnt' affect me i'm made of adamantium
remember?
10:15pmSeth
but so is this truck
It's moving at 90% the speed of light and is carrying a cargo of nuclear fission warheads
10:16pmAndrew
i eat it for breakfast
... and a light snack
10:17pmSeth
It then blows up inside your, splattering your dna across a billion dimensions.
heh heh
10:20pmAndrew
the radiation actually does not kill me but instead makes me even more invincible than i already was... thus i become hyper invincible and reach a new level of awesomeness w/o even trying
10:21pmSeth
Your overbearing arrogance ticks off every omnipotent being in the multiverse. They transform you into microscopic flea on a speck of dust and drop you into the center of a big bang.
10:22pmAndrew
thats only what you think... in your ignorance as the narrator you miss the fact that i surpass every omnipotent bieng in every way and turn all of them into microscopic flea on a speck of dust and drop them into the center of a big bang.
you however don't notice this because it happens so faast
10:23pmSeth
That's impossible. They're omnipotent. That's like saying I counted to more than infinity.
10:23pmAndrew
but thats exactly what i (chuck norris) can do
10:25pmSeth
no, you can't. President Rassilon of Gallifrey from Doctor Who grows annoyed with your posturing and sends Dan Simmon's Shrike to freeze time and tear you apart atom by atom and then erase you from ever being born.*
10:26pmAndrew
except i forsee... whatever that was and, well to save a long description, stop it and every other possible occurance that could have ever stopped me from doing whatever i did now and a few mins ago thus rooting me impregnable to any form of sabotage
and with that I say I win and do you want to play gamecube?
10:27pmSeth
no you fail because you pulled the "I'm invincible card."
Well I can do that to.
Using overwhelming firepower I obliterate you despite your best efforts and win forever BWA hah aha ha!
Which game?
10:29pmAndrew
idk whatever multiplayer one that i have that u want to play
i have everythign unlocked for timesplitters now
10:31pmSeth
Okay, I'm talking to a few people right now but I'll see. Timesplitters sounds good.
10:31pmAndrew
kk i'll be waiting
*-Evidence of the sheer enormity of my geekery.
