Another reason to love Facebook. Yes, this conversation really happened. So here we go…
6:14 pm Andrew
ah
i'm cutting out strips of paper
its fuuuuuuun
6:15 pm Seth
What conceivable purpose could that serve?
6:16 pm Andrew
i then tape it onto another piece of paper
that has txt on it
to try to make a perfect rag right paragraph
O_O
u'd have to come down and c it to understand what i'm talking about
6:17 pm Seth
apparently
6:17 pm Andrew
its for graphic design
6:18 pm Seth
hmm
that's why I'm not a graphic designist*
6:19 pm Andrew
lol
designers have taken over the world btw
we control everything O_o
just by changin colors we can change the way you see a person or a product
a few lines and we can make u feel happy or enraged
6:20 pm Seth
I still think the mob is just a little higher on the foodchain
just a little
6:20 pm Andrew
I ... have... the ... POWER
!!!!!
6:20 pm Seth
I appeal to a higher court
6:20 pm Andrew
there is non...
no god... because... we designed what he looked like
6:21 pm Seth
No, chthulhu.
or azathoth
6:21 pm Andrew
we designed him too
him to
6:21 pm Seth
nope. to look upon his true form would cause your puny human brain to implode
6:22 pm Andrew
...
if u think about it though... graphic design has a huge effect on the world around us
6:22 pm Seth
Nuclear bombs sneer at graphic design
6:22 pm Andrew
almost every revolution in Europe was started or influenced by artists/designers
6:23 pm Seth
Now mad science, that's art.
6:23pm Andrew
...
i will steal your hot daughter**
6:24 pm Seth
But secretly she's a robot simulacrum with a bomb inside.
The real one's on the other side of the world
6:24 pm Andrew
i am on the other side of the world
6:25 pm Seth
no, you only think you are do to my mind manipulator ray
6:25 pm Andrew
you only think u used a mind manipulator ray because i used on on you first
O_o
6:26 pm Seth
That was a robot simulacrum
6:26 pm Andrew
thats what you think
because thats what i wanted you to think
6:27 pm Seth
Ha, you still don't understand. Using my technological prowess I have transcended my frail fleshy frame and become an energy being, a veritable god. Of mad science to boot.
6:27 pm Andrew
i pulled your plug
and transfared you brain into the body of a goldfish
named klaus
and gave u a german accent
6:29 pm Seth
Impossible, I foresaw your pathetic ploy and traveled back in time and destroyed you before you were born.
6:29 pm Andrew
forseeing that i drugged you while u were asleep and plugged you into a matrix like world
where i contol everything
including the lady in the red dress
who happens to be your daughter
6:30 pm Seth
Being an energy being I escaped with ease and created multiple levels of virtual reality from which you can never escape
6:31 pm Andrew
except ur not an energy being... i thwarted your plan and erased your memroy. placing only the disillusion that u had succeded
6:34 pm Seth
That is until an army of alternate reality me's teleport into your base, rescue me, drug you into unconsciousness, and then cremate the entire universe in which you exist.
6:36 pm Andrew
except I knowing the answer to life (its 42 in case you want to know), and thus the answer to everything transend physical needs. thus ur alternate you's just piss me off and I crush their skulls with the force. thus leaving you still plugged into the matrix, where your a fish, who believes hes a god, who thinks hes escaped a padded cell
i win
face it
6:38 pm Seth
Wrongo. It turns out that 42 was never the answer (it was 43) and you meddled in forces you could never control. The sheer backlash of your powers retroactively ensures you never existed. No one even remembers you. Without anybody to challenge me, I take over the world.
6:40 pm Andrew
except i already knew the answer and changed it based upon my wishes. thus its not backlash but sheer awesomness that you see. which in turn whipes your mind. and when you wake you remeber nothing of this...
something tells me this could make a ridiculsly awesome story
6:40 pm Seth
That's what you want to believe, but sadly it is not the case. I predicted you would switch the numbers, so I switched them first.
And yes, yes it could.
6:41 pm Andrew
oh but knowing you wer going to switched them i switched them before you could switch them before i could switch them
6:42 pm Seth
I knew you would do that. I also knew that the third time the numbers are switched, the one who switched them would be possessed by an extradimensional warp beast and dragged into the Big Bang. You played into my hands.
6:44 pm Seth
Bwa haha!
6:45 pm Andrew
knowing that would happen i created a clone of me that switched the #'s and once the beast possed him i blew up an antimatter daemon destroying bomb that i had created inside my clone. and then detonated a similar bomb in you. which i had teleported their only seconds before you first challenged my epicness
thus ending perhaps the most awesome battle that never happend
6:47 pm Seth
Wrong again. I knew you would do that, so I rearranged my DNA so that the energy of the bomb would only make me even more powerful than before. You, believing I was dead, did not even see me when I snuck up behind you and shock you in the head.
With a lightning bolt.
Forged by Zeus.***
6:47 pm Andrew
except bing the trancended ultimate power of he univers i have no head
oh and i'm zues's daddy
6:48 pm Seth
No you wasted the ultimate force of the universe on your clone remember?
6:48 pm Andrew
(not the titan that he killed but his reall father)
6:48 pm Seth
And he's dead
6:48 pm Andrew
the ultimate force is impossible to exaust
6:49 pm Seth
It turns out that since I'm your archnemesis, I was blessed with the antithesis of the ultimate force, making me your equal and opposite in every way. You did not suspect this and I obliterate you.
6:50 pm Andrew
except by being my equal and exact oppisite you cannot defeat me and even if it were possible my death would create utter nothingness and would result in your demise too
6:51 pm Seth
Sadly wrong. I transferred my consciousness into every sentient being in the omniverse. I will never truly die.
6:52 pm Andrew
growing tired of this skirmish i instate an ultimate freeze of time and space. rendering both of us incapable of doing anything else. I then create my own personal universe w/in my mind. you do the same and we continue our respective fights were we both win
thus both of us win and both of us lose however neither are aware of eachothers outcomes
fin.
lol
6:54 pm Seth
I just thought I'd throw it out there that my universe is totally awesome.
6:54 pm Andrew
lol
6:54pmSeth
Yours on the other hand...
6:54 pm Andrew
you have no idea how awesome mine is
because u can't c it
but trust me mines better
anyways new topic that doesn't involve long debates...
6:55 pm Seth
I'm copy and pasting this.
Notes:
Spelling errors were allowed to stay for posterity's sake.
*-This was intentional, just so you know.
**-This is sort of a running joke. Every Mad Scientist has a beautiful daughter who betrays them for the Action Science Hero nemesis of the Mad Scientist.
***-Yes, everyone knows it is actually Hephaestus who forges Zeus's lightning bolts, but it took too long to type. I'm lazy and proud of it.
That was the best 5 minutes I've ever wasted! Nice monolog...yes, I know you were just talking to your alternate personality.
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